I'M BACK WITH GIST AND DRAMA π and So is YWW
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii π₯Ίπ
Who missed me?
Wait. Wait. No, seriously.
Who. Missed. Me.
Because I actually doubt any of you missed me at all π©.
I don’t even think you people remember me π.
Like—no one said anything like:
"Ah! What happened to our blogger?"
"Why haven't we received any blog post π?"
Not even a “We miss your chaos π.”
Honestly, I’ve come to one conclusion:
You do not love me.
But since I’m a girl of drama and flair π,
Let’s have a little Bridgerton flashback, shall we?
ME (gripping the banister of a grand staircase):
“I have heard that you wish I had not come, that you want me to go, that you do not want to see me.
What I have not heard… is that you do not love me.”
ME (collapsing onto a fainting couch):
“I have been suffering π©, alone π, and believing I am a failure πas a blogger, as your Yours Truly πbecause you forget me, like I’m some bad subplot in Season 3.
But today, quite suddenly… it occurred to me—
Maybe you forget me because you care.
Maybe you forget me because you love me.
DO YOU LOVE ME?!
DO YOU LOVE ME?!?!?!
DO. YOU. LOVE. ME?!! π«
Okay okay πΉ maybe that’s a bit dramatic (just a bit π) but honestly,
Just tell me that you love me so I can unclench and finally stop rereading our old blog posts at midnight with tears in my eyes π.
π₯ Now that the emotional blackmail is out of the way… π₯
Yes, yes, I’m officially back π₯³.
But listen, I won’t write anything else if you don’t say you love me π€.
So I’m watching the comment section. Say it. With emojis. π«΅ππ
And what a time to return, because we’re entering That Season™️ again—
The time when YWW wakes up from her slumber like a Disney princess and we all return to spread our chaotic love, questionable memes, and actually amazing writing ✨
But before I start going all Sentimental Season 2 again π€§,
Let’s jump into some of the juiciest gist in the YWW House:
π§1. The Pookie Chronicles:
So two of our members—no names shall be mentioned (for legal reasons π)—
Have been in a relationship (or something like it π) that we, the innocent citizens of this great land, did not approve in committee.
It’s always:
"Pookie this."
"Pookie that"
"Pookie where are you?."
Like???? π
ENOUGH.
If I hear “pookie” one more time, I will file a restraining order against the entire word.
But also… I want more updates. π
Don’t stop. We’re watching this telenovela with popcorn πΏ.
π2. The Great Swap Book Saga:
We had our swap book moment recently and guess what?
I. Got. Reviewed.
You guys don’t even understand the kind of serotonin rush that hits you when someone takes time to say
"Hey, your writing? π₯."
"Your character? A serve π
."
"My tears? All because of YOU π."
I felt powerful. I felt unstoppable. I felt like the main character in a Wattpad x Netflix adaptation π.
π§¨3. Three New Admins, Baby!
Yes, THREE new admins have been officially crowned π
And they deserve it!
They’ve been working hard, showing up, and carrying this house like it’s a baby on their back.
Please show them some love or at least bribe them so your posts get featured π.
π4. OPALS AWARDS – Judging Has Begun!
If you submitted…
Stay. On. Your. Ten. Toes.
This is not the time to start doubting your entry π€.
This is the time to believe in your pen like it’s Excalibur and you’re the chosen one π‘️✨.
Who knows? You might just win. And if you don’t, we riot. Peacefully. In lowercase.
πSo now what?
If you missed me even one-tenth of a pookie, please leave a comment π₯Ίπ
Tell me how much you love me π. Shower me with emojis π. Beg me to stay π«.
I’ll be waiting in the replies with tears, sarcasm, and more content π.
Till then,
Your Blogger. Your Blogger. Your Most Faithful Blogger.
✍️
Yours Truly.
We luv you
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ReplyDeleteI love thiss!!! And me and my pookie will not stop.
ReplyDeleteAnd about loving you...we are a danger...we are madmen
I will stand with you between the heavens and the earth. I will tell you where you are. DO YOU LOVE ME?!!!
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ReplyDeleteYou don't love me ππ?
DeleteWe love ❤️ you!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd yes congratulations to the 3 new admins
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DeleteMy heart π❤️. I love you more π.
Congratulations to our admins
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